Heedfully Recorded, & Prodigiously Mixed@ Studio X23 By Ryan T. McGuire
Supremely Mastered@ Colorsonic Sound by Jason Moncivaiz
Tactfully Produced by Ryan T. McGuire
Music: John Bailey/Ryan T. McGuire/Louis Svitek Jr.
Lyrics & Red Lantern Rider: Matt McGuire
Cover Art & All Around Crank Slide Grinder: Connor Christian Dahms(C.C.D)

Lead Vocals & Exceptional Unicyclist: Colonel Clete Peters
Drums, Percussion, Theremin, Vocals, & Bicycle Shorts Enthusiast:” Irish” Mike Ramirez
All Guitars, Bass, Precious Guitar Solo, & 3-time Polka Dot Jersey Winner: Tito White

No bicycles built for one, two, or three were harmed during the production of this ditty.